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If you want to figure out how to make more money,
don’t buy my money book.
You’ll scour the pages and be frustrated as hell,
asking: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHIT.
But if you want to experience the truth about money,
AND yourself,
(#samething)
Then as you read it,
you will say: I FUCKING KNEW IT.
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You don’t need willpower or discipline or any form of a ‘container’ when you are creating / moving / money-ing / interacting / eating / drinking — basically just existing — in your natural state.
Because you automatically do the ‘correct’ aka true-to-you things.
Because you already ARE the thing.
Duh.
And when you’re living from being / from truth / in complete integrity,
not only are compensations not required,
they are highly undesirable.
They are a downgrade;
not an escape.
An extension of a malfunction.
Because what’s to escape from when you’re at home where you belong?
And where is the dysfunction when you’re functioning properly,
naturally,
purely,
and beautifully.
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You don’t need to ‘change’ your beliefs.
You already exist beyond them.
The mind IS matter, remember?
And you ARE God, remember?
Does God need to do affirmations / belief work / visualization / healing shit to be itself?
To ‘get’ there aka BE here?
Of course not.
You’re already fully intact.
Right now and forevermore.
And you won’t be more so at some illusory future point,
no matter what you ‘do’ between now and then aka now again.
So stop with all the silly ‘work’.
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Money always moves as you do.
YOU are the leader.
It follows YOU.
But you may think that money is the one in charge.
And that’s where you go wrong.
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There is no strategy / tool / technique that can overcome the state of consciousness that prompts the need and desire to use it.
In fact, it effectively maintains it.
#matchymatchy
#stuckystucky
#roundandroundyougo
And…
when one’s consciousness is ‘correct’ (not based in compensation),
any strategy / tool / technique will ‘work’ —
precisely because of the state that precedes it.
Not because of need or desire.
Just for the fun and truth of it.
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My money book isn’t really a money book.
It’s a gorgeous experience of truth under the guise of a book about money.
And that experience is only available to those who are actually ready to be free of their shit around money…
and themselves.
Otherwise, it won’t land.
It will be like listening to Charlie Brown’s teacher.
wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Because there is nothing in it for those looking for content.
For yet another thing to consume.
It’s an actual and phenomenal freefall for those who truly want to fly.
It’s not for anyone other than that.
Because as one of my readers of it said during Sunday’s Money Freedom Session,
“You’re not going to survive the other end with your stuff. The book in itself is the portal.”
So when you’re done holding onto your shit,
and you’re fucking ready to be free of it,
download your copy of The Money Bible aka YDNTMB, that’s just a cheeky trick to get you to fully land in YOU as true wealth lands at your feet.
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You don’t ‘earn’ or ‘make’ money.
Money moves through you.
Swirls around you.
As the energy that it is.
Money is movement.
Money is flow.
It’s not fixed.
It’s fluid as fuck.
And…
despite it only being a symbol of wealth,
it still has its place.
And…
despite it not even being REAL,
its presence and perceived absence
is experienced as such,
so it’s ‘real’ in that sense, of course.
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Me walking into a store nearby and so happy to see the manager I haven’t seen in quite a while…
Me: “It’s so good to see you! I’ve missed you. Where have you been?”
Her: “My daughter died.”
World stops.
My god.
Tears.
I ask if I can hug her (we’ve never hugged before).
She says yes.
We hugged for a very long time in front of the entrance.
I said nothing.
I was just with her in the immense truth of that fact.
I cried.
She cried.
I didn’t ask how or when or anything at all.
The moment didn’t require it.
I was just with her.
Hugging her.
Being to being.
Being love.
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The hottie in my Money Myth session who was a millionaire…
and then was not a millionaire…
(only financially speaking, of course — because energetically she is, and has always been, a fucking bazillionaire)
was now able to clearly see
through her own lived experience
that having
and not having
a fuckton of money
didn’t say a damn thing about her.
Nor did having all that money quell her fears and insecurities surrounding money.
Nor was the ‘issue’ ever about money.
It was only about her,
and her experience of,
and within,
herself,
out-pictured onto money.
Because a fat bank account will never do your inner work for you.
But it will sure as hell highlight what you’ve already got going on behind the scenes.
So…
if you want to be free of your hang-ups around money…
MORE than you want more of the illusion that is money,
you’re gonna LOVE my money book.
And,
you’re gonna LOVE this Sunday’s session on Real Money Freedom.
Hope to see you there!
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‘Money freedom’ isn’t about money.
And yes, it includes money.
If you are feeling stuck / bound / capped by your current money situation, or just feeling really fucking ready for your ‘next level’ of wealth and you’re not sure what needs to shift to ‘get’ (t)here,
it’s an easy ‘fix’.
Because there is only one ‘solution’ to every perceived ‘problem’.
Join me this Sunday, November 23rd to see through money and dissolve whatever you’ve put in the way of you and your dollars, and everything else that is already here for you.
3 hours of pure gold (with two breaks in between) as you recalibrate yourself to wealth aka your true self, that is showing you exactly what to do every step of the way (including investing in this invitation if you are truly feeling the pull)…
if only you’d get and stay out of the way.
You will ‘learn’ (remember):
why you ‘split’ and how not to
why ‘money problems’ have nothing to do with money and how to correct said ‘problem’
why consistency in the physical isn’t required to make bank
why you don’t have to ‘figure out’ how to make money and why there’s nothing you need to ‘do’ to ‘get’ IT
why ‘lack’ is make-believe and how your experience of it can switch in an instant
why you don’t have to ‘earn’ / ‘deserve’ / be ‘worthy’ of money to get a fuckton of it
why you ‘block’ money and the only tweak you need to unobstruct the flow
As well as a few things we covered in The Money Myth back in August including:
what money is (and isn’t)
why it comes (and why it doesn’t)
what purifies and elevates your experience with money (and what pollutes and dilutes it)
what your current money situation is telling you (and what it’s calling you to do like NOW to ‘correct’ it)
why you feel insecure about / with money (and what to do with the fear and anxiety you have around it)
And anything else that comes up.
So let me turn you upside down and right side up on the subject that gets most people’s knickers in a twist.
My kinda fun.
Deets:
Sunday, November 23rd
10am-1pm EST
Recording available for those who attend and for sale for those who don’t ($500 USD)
P.S. If you pay by November 20th at midnight EST, you’ll receive a complimentary download of You Don't Need This Money Book to devour before the session.
It’s crisp and hella delicious.
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My calls have never been about ‘helping’ someone figure out what to ‘do’ to ‘get’ anything in any area of their life.
They already know.
And I know they know.
Because every person on the planet already fucking knows EXACTLY what to do in every area and moment of their life to ‘get’ what is here for them.
And they are the only ones privy to that.
And the coordinates are always shifting.
And…
I don’t have access to anyone’s system.
Nor do I need or want it.
But being fully locked into mine,
automatically connects them to theirs.
And you to yours if you’ve been slippin’.
Because it’s always here.
Not there.
You’re being told 24/7/365 how to navigate each moment and situation,
and everything that is and isn’t happening is unfolding perfectly and accurately for you.
Your system (just like mine and everyone else’s) is brilliant and fully equipped with all you need.
So that is not the ‘issue’.
You are not without direction and clarity.
Ever.
So if there is an ‘issue’,
it is because you haven’t been listening.
And you are not doing
what you’re being told to do,
even when you hear it.
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you’re not a ‘procrastinator’
if you were
you’d be that across the board
but it’s specific
not all-inclusive
you ‘procrastinate’
on one thing
or some things
but clearly not others
you’re quick to do many things
except THAT thing
or THOSE things
guess why
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You don’t ‘have’ it because you aren’t IT — yet.
More accurately…
You’re not operating as,
or from,
IT.
You’re split.
And every want and desire points directly to what you feel separate from.
More accurately…
What you have separated yourself from —
which is IT.
Because if you were unified,
you’d KNOW.
And you wouldn’t yearn for a thing.
Because you don’t want or desire what you have and know yourself to be.
You only want and desire the very things
you have denied yourself already.
Not seeing that you already have,
and you already are,
EVERY.
FUCKING.
GLORIOUS.
THING.
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Her: “Just thinking of you because I have so many conversations with you to whip myself back to myself! Just had a real good one today!”
Me: “You mean you gave yourself a good whipping through my voice in your head?”
Her: “Yes!!! It’s like... if I called Mandy about this so-called "problem"… well, we all know what happens after that lol”
So fun and so true.
My dreamy clients know we don’t do calls to tend to their bullshit.
They do their own fucking work and THEN book the call to enjoy the fruits of their labour with a hottie whose being refines it even further.
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‘Manifestation’ (which you’ve been doing your entire life) is a natural extension of being.
You can’t NOT manifest.
You’re doing it right now.
Many things at once.
The ultimate magician.
But manifestation is sold as something separate.
Something to learn.
To master.
To use to ‘get’ what you ‘want’.
Which implies a few lies:
That you don’t know how to do it.
That you aren’t already proficient.
That what you want doesn’t already exist.
And…
That you need to DO something different to ‘get’ A, B or C.
*Cue all the tricks and techniques to ‘manifest’ whatever the fuck you think is outside of you on a timeline that is certainly not now*
No.
Wrong direction.
Misperception.
Not the answer to your prayers.
As I already stated:
‘Manifestation’ (which you’ve been doing your entire life) is a natural extension of being.
And you are ‘getting’ exactly what you’re being.
Always.
Not what you’re thinking.
Not what you’re doing.
Because thinking and doing are extensions of being.
BEING comes first.
Every other thing comes from that.
So your ‘results’ (including the ones right now) are never a mystery.
They reflect perfectly who you’re being,
as well as who you’ve been.
Not what you ‘deserve’.
Not what you’ve ‘earned’.
Not what you’re ‘worthy’ of.
Gag.
Your life,
and every aspect of it,
regardless of when,
is an accurate out-picturing of your orientation towards truth.
Your orientation towards YOU.
And…
Being truth offers one life.
Denying it offers another.
And there’s only ever one true life,
with endless variations.
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After finding out my age…
Her: “You look so young.”
Me: “I *am* young.”
And I’m not accelerating the aging process like many of those around me.
Listen.
The universe is ‘old’.
Humans, regardless of their age / lifespan,
are just babies in the big scheme of things.
We are here only for a blip even if we make it far into ‘old age’.
50… 75… 100…
Still fresh.
Still new.
Still in our true prime.
Even as our form shifts over time, like all physical things do.
Still ageless, timeless, eternal and everlasting.
Unless of course you’re not keeping current with yourself.
And you’ve got a fuckton of matter weighing you down.
And you’re buying into the societal bullshit of what it means to age.
And you’ve been neglecting your true work and your body for eons.
Then of course you will feel ‘old’ and you will look much older than you should and you will move far less freely than you’re actually capable of — just like the masses.
And of course you’ll fear aging (like this gal does), and death by proxy, because you haven’t been doing what you’re supposed to be doing as a functioning human:
cleaning up your shit and taking full responsibility for every aspect of your life, including the state of your body and the illusions you have around form.
And more and worse of what you’ve currently got going on (when what you’ve got going on is based on limitation; both perceived and real) would scare anybody.
So if you haven’t prioritized yourself, the deep work, your health and your body yet,
get crackin’.
And start with going carnivore (or at the very least, keto) and The Power of Mobility.
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I was chatting with a hottie at the club who is the same age as me.
And she shared how much she hates / fears getting older,
which was evident regardless of her sharing that.
And she shared about the work she has gotten done (and more that she still wants to do),
which was evident regardless of her sharing that.
And while I’m not opposed at all to people doing exactly what they want to do to, and with, their bodies…
(because I certainly intend to get ‘work’ done in the future — not botox or implants, mind you, because I don’t want that in my body…
and not because I think I ‘need’ it… (I simply want it, and I’ve known for years exactly what I want)
and I will have no problem sharing that process if and when I do it — because you already know I could care less what you or anyone else would think of that)
you can tell the difference between someone getting work done in an attempt to ‘hold on’ to something they perceive is fading — which is fear / illusion / compensation based…
and someone getting work done for the fun of it,
and just because that’s the next true step that reflects the vision of themselves they want to step into.
And if you have the means and the desire to shape your vessel in any way you like, and in a way that feels safe and perfect for you, go for it.
It’s only a body.
And it will (re)turn back to nothing soon enough.
But…
Getting work done won’t quell the noise if the noise is what’s driving you to get it done.
Just like more money won’t solve your money problems.
Because money problems aren’t about money.
And the compensatory drive to change your appearance is not about your looks / your body / the aging process, either.
The noise has nothing to do with those things.
And you need to do the work to see through the bullshit of that so that if and when you do choose to enhance your vessel, it can look and feel natural / completely accurate on you (even if it looks artificial), because it’s a true reflection of you and the vision you want to step into; not an attempt to ‘fix’ what you’ve yet to address internally by ‘fixing’ something externally.
Not the vibe.
And…
If you are someone that judges people who get work done,
then that is the noise you need to contend with and see through.
Because your judgement is not about other people getting work done.
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In March 2022, Noa Cardelli flew me to Tulum to stay with her.
Read Moreif what you are selling is stripped
because you are stripped
it requires others
to strip themselves
before they ever make their way to you
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Taken on Sherbrooke Street in Montreal
Billionaires aren’t the problem.
The lens you’re looking through is.
The disempowered state you’re operating from is.
As is your choice to reduce your consciousness to the level of the masses.
And…
as I wrote in 2020,
“The energy of ‘fighting against’ is more disruptive and detrimental to your system than the thing you’re fighting against.”
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