Cheeky Bitch
Creature Comfort (Mandy Bite)
Too many people have tamed their beast.
An animal isn’t meant to be caged.
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Bleep Blop Bloop (Mandy Bite)
Them: “What do you do for a living?”
Me: “Float through space.”
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Trusting Men (An Essay)
It’s not that you don’t trust men.
It’s that you don’t trust yourself.
You knew something was off.
You ignored that knowing.
And you stayed when you should have left.
That’s on you.
Not men.
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No Repeats (An Essay)
With two friends in a store the other day:
I ask Friend #1 if I can take a pic because she and the background look perfect together.
Pure art. I snap the pic. Perfection.
Friend #2 sees the pic, loves it, and tells me to do the same for her.
I tell friend #2 that’s not how art works.
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Follow The Leader (Mandy Bite)
You do what you’re told by them.
I do what I’m told by ME.
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Can I Be Frank? (An Essay)
“Can I be frank with you?”
Asking for permission to be honest and straightforward.
How absurd.
Both the asking for permission and the fact that you’re not normally honest and straightforward.
Why else would you need a precursor to telling the truth?
Just tell it.
Or at least replace ‘frank’ with Mandy.
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PSA (Mandy Bite)
This Bitch (Mandy Bite)
“Who IS this bitch?”
Me to me when I peep my shit.
Always a fan of this bitch.
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Riddle Me This (Mandy Bite)
Boofuckinghoo (Mandy Bite)
Is my genius taking over your timeline?
Boofuckinghoo.
And you’re welcome.
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Fucker Upper (Mandy Bite)
Lost And Found (Mandy Bite)
I lose friends and gain followers for saying what’s on my mind.
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