I don’t care about your story.
I care about who you are.
And who you are is not your story.
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Cheeky Bitch
Magic School Bus (Mandy Bite)
When you see through and exist beyond space and time, it’s a pretty fucking epic ride.
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A Lack of Empathy Points To This (An Essay)
When someone complains about my lack of empathy, all I hear is:
“I’m not yet willing to take full responsibility for my energetic state so I’m looking to you to fill in this uncomfortable gap between who I misperceive myself to be and the power I’ve yet to claim.”
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Jesus Said So (Mandy Bite)
“I’m just following orders. Take it up with the Lord.”
How to respond when people question your moves.
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That Rufus Du Sol Vibe (Mandy Bite)
If you’re not being transported,
then what’s the fucking point?
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Shit Stack (Mandy Bite)
If you hold space for your shit,
you're gonna have a handful of shit.
And that shit multiplies.
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Cosmic Joke (Mandy Bite)
The greatest cosmic joke is that we take any of this shit seriously.
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Peek-A-Boo (Mandy Bite)
People see me when they’re ready to see themselves.
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Swift Kicks For Everyone (An Essay)
It’s like people come to me with all these crutches and I just keep doing swift kicks to every fucking one of them.
And then they’re like, “WHOA. I never knew I could walk without those.”
And I’m like, “Bitch, I know. And you’re welcome.”
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Destruction In The Sheets (Mandy Bite)
If your shit can be fucked with by another making moves, your shit clearly needs a good fucking.
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Legs Spread (Mandy Bite)
Accurate
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The Vibe Sucks, Bro (Mandy Bite)
Your insistence on sticking to what you said you would do, instead of making the new, true move, is why your experience fucking blows.
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Yee-Haw (Mandy Bite)
In Your Face (Mandy Bite)
Your existence is confronting to those who’ve yet to face themselves.
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I Know Why Things Aren't Working (An Essay)
Friend: “I don’t know why things aren’t working.”
Me: “I know exactly why.”
Friend: “I don’t want to hear it.”
Laughter on both ends.
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On It (Mandy Bite)
Saved By The Sparkles (An Essay)
Someone on the sidewalk screaming to no one in particular and everyone all at once:
“I’m fucking angry and I’m ready! I’m going to kill you all!”
Looks at me:
“Not you. You look beautiful. Have a great day.”
#savedbythesparkles
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The #1 Tip For Living A Great Fucking Life (Mandy Bite)
Select Crew (Mandy Bite)
My work is not for everyone.
It’s barely for anyone.
But for those who it was made for,
nothing else will do.
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