Him: “Already got the title for my first Reddit post: How to date a gay man trapped in the body of a woman who identifies as an alien cat.”
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Cheeky Bitch
Content With Less (An Essay)
Random guy in a 9-5 he hates after asking me about what I do…
Him: “I guess I’m not your ideal client then because I don’t need someone to fuck my shit up.”
Me: “You’re not my ideal client because you’re still content working in a 9-5 you hate.”
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Save It For Someone Else (Mandy Bite)
I don’t care about your story.
I care about who you are.
And who you are is not your story.
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Magic School Bus (Mandy Bite)
When you see through and exist beyond space and time, it’s a pretty fucking epic ride.
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A Lack of Empathy Points To This (An Essay)
When someone complains about my lack of empathy, all I hear is:
“I’m not yet willing to take full responsibility for my energetic state so I’m looking to you to fill in this uncomfortable gap between who I misperceive myself to be and the power I’ve yet to claim.”
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Jesus Said So (Mandy Bite)
“I’m just following orders. Take it up with the Lord.”
How to respond when people question your moves.
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That Rufus Du Sol Vibe (Mandy Bite)
If you’re not being transported,
then what’s the fucking point?
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Shit Stack (Mandy Bite)
If you hold space for your shit,
you're gonna have a handful of shit.
And that shit multiplies.
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Cosmic Joke (Mandy Bite)
The greatest cosmic joke is that we take any of this shit seriously.
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Wired Correctly (Mandy Bite)
I don’t ‘support’ anyone.
They’re powerful.
They’re grown.
And wired to live from truth.
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Peek-A-Boo (Mandy Bite)
People see me when they’re ready to see themselves.
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Swift Kicks For Everyone (An Essay)
It’s like people come to me with all these crutches and I just keep doing swift kicks to every fucking one of them.
And then they’re like, “WHOA. I never knew I could walk without those.”
And I’m like, “Bitch, I know. And you’re welcome.”
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Destruction In The Sheets (Mandy Bite)
If your shit can be fucked with by another making moves, your shit clearly needs a good fucking.
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Legs Spread (Mandy Bite)
Accurate
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The Vibe Sucks, Bro (Mandy Bite)
Your insistence on sticking to what you said you would do, instead of making the new, true move, is why your experience fucking blows.
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Disturbia (An Essay)
Instead of asking why someone did what they did (because you’re feeling some type of way about what another equally free human chose to do without explaining themselves or consulting you first), ask yourself why it takes so little to disturb you enough to remove the focus from you to them.
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Yee-Haw (Mandy Bite)
In Your Face (Mandy Bite)
Your existence is confronting to those who’ve yet to face themselves.
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I Know Why Things Aren't Working (An Essay)
Friend: “I don’t know why things aren’t working.”
Me: “I know exactly why.”
Friend: “I don’t want to hear it.”
Laughter on both ends.
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