I blow shit up endlessly.
Because I love you and I love me.
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Cheeky Bitch
Erections For Everyone (An Essay)
Someone told me my energy is ‘too big’ and that’s why they ‘shrink’ (go energetically limp) when I’m around.
Guess they’ll have to figure that out.
#erectionsforeveryone
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It's All You, Boo (Mandy Bite)
Others aren’t distracting you.
You’re using others to distract yourself.
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Touché, Bitch (An Essay)
Talking with a friend in a relationship that’s been the biggest NO forfuckingever…
Her: “But I love his family.”
Me: “More than you love yourself?”
Her: “Touché, bitch.”
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P.S. If you’ve never referred to me as ‘bitch’ (not ‘a bitch’ - although that would still be a compliment), do you even love me?
And if I haven’t called you ‘bitch’ while hyped up in a private convo / message / work call, either celebrating you or calling you out, do I even love you?
Of course.
But it’s still fun to ponder.
Swing My Way (Mandy Bite)
If there’s a box,
I’m gonna smash it.
Sounds sexual but I don’t swing that way.
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Kill The Illusion Of You (Mandy Bite)
If you’re not ready to off yourself,
I’m of no use to you.
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Blocked (Mandy Bite)
The Passive Goodbye (An Essay)
“I wish things could be different.”
Translation: “I wish I could stay the same and also have you put up with all that entails, but since you’re holding me accountable and I’d need to do the actual work required of me for us to continue, I guess this is the end. But if you change your mind and want to settle for even less in the future, you can always count on me.”
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Bend Over (Poem/Bite)
All I want is to destroy you.
Strip you bare and leave you for dead.
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Strip Yourself (Mandy Bite)
Anything you rely on will be stripped from you.
You may as well strip yourself.
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Cosmic Ultimatum (Mandy Bite)
It’s either me or your shit.
Never both.
It’s always up to you.
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First Order (Poem/Bite)
The Unwritten Tagline (An Essay)
The unwritten tagline of most coaches:
“I’ll take you to a place I haven’t even dared to go myself and I’ll use a bunch of words and embellishments and contrived positioning to convince you that I’ve got whatchu need and you’ll buy it because you can’t yet discern between what I’m saying and how I’m actually living / being which is precisely why you’re captivated by my bullshit in the first place. Thank you for your payment.”
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Which Is It? (Mandy Bite)
Do you want what your human wants or do you want the fucking truth?
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You're Not Special (Mandy Bite)
You’re not special.
Your story’s not special.
You’re a living god
like everyone else.
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Come For Me (Mandy Bite)
Until they say, “Who IS this bitch?”, my mission is not complete.
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Cosmic Terminator (Mandy Bite)
It Takes So Little (Mandy Bite)
It takes so little to play with me.
But most are filled with so much.
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He Gets Me (An Essay)
Him: “Already got the title for my first Reddit post: How to date a gay man trapped in the body of a woman who identifies as an alien cat.”
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Content With Less (An Essay)
Random guy in a 9-5 he hates after asking me about what I do…
Him: “I guess I’m not your ideal client then because I don’t need someone to fuck my shit up.”
Me: “You’re not my ideal client because you’re still content working in a 9-5 you hate.”
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