Promos
Random guy in a 9-5 he hates after asking me about what I do…
Him: “I guess I’m not your ideal client then because I don’t need someone to fuck my shit up.”
Me: “You’re not my ideal client because you’re still content working in a 9-5 you hate.”
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When someone complains about my lack of empathy, all I hear is:
“I’m not yet willing to take full responsibility for my energetic state so I’m looking to you to fill in this uncomfortable gap between who I misperceive myself to be and the power I’ve yet to claim.”
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In both Masterclasses over the weekend, we got to the ‘Zero Point of Money (And All Things)’ cuz I meant what I said.
There were no questions left.
All the spots had been hit.
Because when you get to the very bottom / core / depths and truth of it…
it’s so fucking simple, clear and obvious.
Nothing remains.
And the true game begins.
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More content and information isn’t what you need.
The thing itself isn’t even what you need.
You’re here to experience a perpetual freefall into the more you know you’re here for.
To dance in the depths that are far beyond words, paradigms, containers and all the things.
The ‘Zero Point of Money (And All Things)’ Masterclass happens today at 2pm EST and it’s $300 for the ride.
If you want a thing from it, you don’t belong in it.
You won’t get a thing from me.
But if you want to touch and taste the ethereal,
where the most beautiful things reside,
then come on this adventure.
DM to reserve your seat.
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“What a fucking RIDE. Playing with you is unlike anything out there. Potent. Immediate. Not for the faint of heart.”
Last night’s treat in my inbox.
My spot always gets hit when I’m playing with a fellow rider.
Because fellow riders are the only ones who viscerally get what I’m throwin’ down.
I am of no use to those who want safety, time, solutions, support.
Those who are still looking to me or to others for more content to consume.
For something or someone else to attach to, to believe in, to become a superfan of.
My types are the ones who simply want to play with what’s alive right now,
regardless of what does or doesn’t happen.
When you’re ready for THAT thrill,
let’s ride.
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tonight
we’ll enter the void
be stripped of all the things
dance with who and what remains
and blast through the stratosphere
DM for your portal to The Zero Point
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If you need to be pushed / convinced / taught / supported / or ‘time’ to ride your own edge,
I’m not the bitch you play with.
But if you’re here for the absolute thrill and truth of it,
I’m that bitch you wanna fuck with.
‘The Zero Point of Money (And All Things)’ Masterclass happens Thursday (tomorrow) at 7pm-8:30ish EST and Sunday at 2pm-3:30ish EST.
You don’t need this (or any) Masterclass.
But if your being wants to really fucking play,
and touch the depths where stillness lies,
hit the point where nothing’s left,
you’re gonna wanna be part of this.
$300 for one or $500 for both.
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The masterclass is called ‘The Zero Point of Money (And All Things)’ because all things are the same.
It happens this Thursday, June 30th at 7pm-8:30ish EST and this Sunday, July 3rd at 2pm-3:30ish EST.
We’ll have a conversation about no-thing, which is everything, and dance until nothing remains.
$300 per masterclass
$500 for the set
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working with me is like being bathed in sunshine, sparkles and rainbows
while riding a unicorn in a parade of flying kitties
and simultaneously getting an upper cut, throat punch and / or kick to the gut
and if you’re really ready to rock and roll (on the very cusp of IT)
you’re also getting thrown off the unicorn
being submerged in water
and getting kissed on the forehead
when you decide to pop back up
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It’s like people come to me with all these crutches and I just keep doing swift kicks to every fucking one of them.
And then they’re like, “WHOA. I never knew I could walk without those.”
And I’m like, “Bitch, I know. And you’re welcome.”
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In the land of energetics,
it’s every hottie for themselves.
You can’t leave your post for anything.
For anyone.
Not even for a moment.
And that, in a nutshell,
is the deepest work,
the highest calling,
the purest love there is.
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if someone has travelled three layers deep
and you have travelled three trillion on route to a bazillion
you’re swimming in a vastness they’ve yet to taste
but can sense
in you
and in themselves
this will terrify and / or intrigue them
or feel so far from where they are that they insist it doesn’t exist
(because they don’t yet have the eyes to see what’s invisible to the eye)
they’d rather stick to what is seen and known
(like most do)
and so…
at three layers deep
with three trillion more layers beneath
and a bazillion more layers to go
they’re content with those three layers
believing that what they see is all there is
so for them, nothing feels like it’s missing
even though much has yet to be explored
they simply aren’t yet pulled to touch
the underworld of themselves
and who can blame them, really?
those depths aren’t for the masses
they’re for those
who can’t survive
let alone thrive
unless / until they freefall
into the darkness
into the abyss
into the stillness
where nothing exists
and when one comes across another
three trillion layers deep
there’s a mutual
and oh so beautiful
recognition of what it took
to arrive at those depths
where most won’t dare to swim
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In complete stillness, what surrounds you is a vortex that spits out almost everything and everyone.
Matter is destroyed on contact.
Making it nearly impossible for anyone to make it through the tunnel unscathed, if at all.
The level of purity (lack of density) required for another to reach that still point of you, is immense.
And incredibly rare.
Making it that much more potent and extraordinary when an anomaly enters the scene.
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Friend: “I don’t know why things aren’t working.”
Me: “I know exactly why.”
Friend: “I don’t want to hear it.”
Laughter on both ends.
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A beautifully raw reckoning.
A potent life recalibration.
A pivotal unleashing of one’s innate power.
This is what happens through a call with me.
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No matter how high-quality or high-end the container is or appears to be, its very structure prevents you from accessing your own knowing.
And guaranfuckingteed the container holder hasn’t fully accessed theirs either (or they’d be done with containers themselves), so how on earth can they take you to where they haven’t dared to go themselves?
It’s impossible.
They don’t even speak that language.
The language you speak but have yet to have spoken to you.
You’ll never access the full depths of yourself while being coddled away from who that is.
There’s another way.
An easier way.
And it’s a helluva lot more fun.
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You don’t actually want to be saved.
You want to be the Master of yourself
and the domain that’s housed by YOU.
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when it comes to co-creative energetic magic making
if someone claims they need the ‘results’
the numbers
the past or future whatever
to be quantified before choosing
to work and play with you
they aren’t close to being ready
to work and play with you
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being in your power
in full integrity
in the truth of who you are
naturally activates
and provides a portal for
those who are ready to do the same
so…
you needn’t
(and mustn’t)
move an inch
nor a millimetre
from the depth
and core
of you
to be the perfectly-timed catalyst
the inevitable co-creator
for the ones who dare to free-fall
into the truth they’ve always known
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if you want to dance in darkness
and be stripped of all you’re not
let’s set fire to the illusions
as we freefall
right back home
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