Essays

Aging Unnaturally (An Essay)

It’s not that you slow down the aging process when you exist naturally.

It’s that you accelerate the aging process when you don’t.

It’s not about the food.

It’s not about the exercise.

It’s about the energetic state that precedes and carries each choice and each movement.

Is it in truth or compensation?

Is it an expression and an extension of the first or not?

You already know.

Living naturally is being in sync with who you are.

Living unnaturally is being in resistance to that.

Living naturally is being free of the weight of illusion.

Living unnaturally is being steeped in it.

Resistance is what accelerates the aging process.

And when you stop resisting…

life

yourself

this moment

the other

you stop that acceleration.

So it’s not a slowing down.

It’s being what you are meant to be.

Yourself.

And free of yourself.

And when you are both,

it’s easy to see how matter ages those around you.

Because matter is heavy.

And truth is light.

And no form of diet or exercise can compensate for a life lived in compensation.

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No Thing Changed Your Life (An Essay)

“That thing (whatever it was) changed my life.”

No.

Finally submitting to yourself allowed you to experience your true life that was here all along.

You know, the one where your own bullshit isn’t in the way.

You just used that thing to ‘get’ here.

But any thing could have been used.

And…

no thing was actually necessary.

It was,

and it is,

always just you and YOU.

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Isn't It Funny? (An Essay)

if circumstances aren’t real

and problems aren’t real

and the past isn’t real

and your story isn’t real

isn’t it funny

that you hire a coach

based on circumstances

you deem as a problem

based on a past

you’re bringing into the present

via the story

you’ve got running through your head

so you can dive further

into your own delusion

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Before You Buy The Program (An Essay)

If you’re paying a money / relationship / whatever the fuck coach…

whose ‘job’ it is to ‘help’ you

‘clear your blocks’

(you don’t have any)

‘see your worth’

(not a thing)

‘heal’ you-name-it

(never gonna happen)

‘get’ / ‘attract’ / ‘manifest’

(i can’t even)

the money

the relationship

whatever the fuck

using whatever methods / systems / programs / containers

they’ve concocted or replicated…

just notice that they, too,

are starting and operating from a false premise.

They, too,

are buying into

(and benefitting from)

your story

that something is lacking

(the money / the relationship / the self-worth / whatever the fuck)

and they are selling you a ‘solution’ to this perceived lack,

this perceived ‘problem’

or else why would they have ‘created’ a way to ‘fix’ it?

To ‘change’ your ‘reality’ from A to B?

(effectively buying into the same illusion as you - #matchymatchy)

Why else would such a thing be necessary…

if they knew,

and you knew,

that you are innately sovereign and powerful.

And that you don’t need add-ons or a guidebook in being who you are and moving naturally from that,

which ‘gets’ you all the things without needing to rely on a thing.

Why would they be selling a program if they knew and you knew that there’s nothing wrong or missing.

That it’s all right here, right now.

That you have it all.

That you are all of it.

That at best, the ‘tools’ and ‘processes’ and ‘gurus’ are what you use to finally give yourself permission to be what you already are without them.

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The Infinite Investment (An Essay)

it is impossible to ‘waste’

time

money

energy

your life

all of it is an investment

no matter how it’s spent

Her: “Even if invested with the wrong people?”

Me: “Wrong aka exactly right for where you were when you chose ‘wrong’, or else you would have chosen ‘right’ instead (which you did anyways because there is no ‘wrong’)

Her: “What if I knew it was wrong and still chose the same a few times over like a loop until I got it? Not a waste of time?”

Me: “Right. That training ground is not a waste because it leads you to stop that loop. It doesn’t matter how many times you loop. Eventually, you won’t.”

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The Money Myth (An Essay)

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